Jan 7, 2007
Runaway Biatch!
Introducing the one and only uniquely cunning yet dim-witted recently hired runaway maid, Liga. Yes sounds like Liga Malaysia or some shit but this Liga is a family given name to this special creation of God. This story is mainly about her and her wonderful acts. Replacing the previous maid, Roni, Liga did exceptionally well in getting everyone in the family pissed over her marvelous works. For example, imagine someone preparing indomee with raw fishballs or maybe super diluted milo just for you! Of late this maid has been receiving calls from her indon boyfriend, Sinting (just simply reka nama for this sohjai). Usually making phonecalls at around 11 when no one is in the house except for me enjoying my beauty sleep. Haha unfortunately one day I eavesdropped their convo using another phone and realised shes having an affair with this sinting (despite being a married women). The guy was like Liga? Liga? and she was like totally silent (She noticed I was around). Bah wtf what am I babbling about.. So lets just get to the climax, one day which is the day I posted this, that blardy biatch ran away! along with my defected handphone( not sure la since its missing so Ill just blame her xD ). That leaves me with all the house chores to do and so now I need to get busy. Thank you for reading. Btw she's forgiven and I pray that she has a great life ahead of her.
Sean Chew at 11:34 PM
